Dino

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I can dunk like Tom Selleck when I wrap my knees I can rebound and box if I'm wearing some socks I can rhyme like Zeus when I'm drinking some juice Drink water in the morning with a bowl of some fruit I can climb like a newt in the forest on trees If they give me too much space, then I'm hitting these threes Deep dish, giardiniera, garlic, spinach and cheese I believe in citizenry, yes, thank you and please I was guarding Reggie Theus when he played for the Kings It was right off 87th, blocked the shot to the swings I never dunked on Dominique, but this one time, I came close Went straight up off the pivot, off the iron, the post It was shaking, it was windy, broke the rim by the bolt And everyone got mad, I used to hoop in a coat Blocked a shot into the lake, hit off the side of the boat Best hooper in the city and that's not my quote (Ayo) But then everyone got mad, I said it wasn't my fault And the year was '87, pushed a yellow Renault It was a stick, it was slow, her horsepower was weak Had a Mitsubishi Triton when I strained my oblique I used to hoop outside and play, sometime against pros Tried to tell 'em to relax 'cause I could tell that they froze I used to hoop in these blue and white cut-off Girbauds I used to hoop in Diadoras, they were aqua and rose And sometime I play tennis, still hoop to this day But my career isn't finished, I can serve em a J And my favorite surface grass, but I enjoy playing clay The fourth major, shoot, we do it like the NBA [Bridge] Like the NBA Like the NBA [Verse 2] I can hoop and play ball, I don't roll with a spin I play the tennis on the clay, kick the ad serve in I coulda made it to the pros, even swim in Girbauds You can tell I got hops the way I walk with my toes In 1989 to '91, I was lit Won American Gladiator, but I couldn't commit Coulda been the Deacon with a capital D E-A-C-O-N, the choice was on me If they did the show again, then I'd win it no sweat Turbo was out cold and Nitro was on deck Bronco cannonballed, he was high off the mat When he landed, the producer said "Don't record that" And inside the metal ball, I can stop on a dime Interview before the final, said "That bag's mine" For Julie, got the IROC V8 coupe With the Delco cassette, just gimme my loot [Bridge] Just gimme the loot Just gimme the loot [Outro] An IROC Z V8 Coupe Delco cassette and Benetton suits American Gladiator, Season 3 loot ([?] got us Steven) (Bears coming back and now it's even) Got the new phone, green leather with the case New kitchen speaker got bass Got the WiFi, T-Mobile with the Siri Collab with the 5G Instagram theories (Z V8 Coupe) (Delco cassette and a Benetton suit) (American Gladiator, Season 3 loot) If you're feeling lonely, you might want a kitten If you feel the vibe, come... come and have a listen East of Western Ave, you got a town called Damascus If you wanna grow a beard, but it only grow in patches 'Cause you gotta practice to become an actress like, you know, like Daryl Hannah Uh, she got the bag, she got the bag...