Hi, My Name’s Cindy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mystery date and you can't be late Thought it wouldn't go any deeper Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate Laugh at her jokes and then leave her You can't get out But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich You got to keep an open mind [Spoken] "Hi, my name's Cindy and I'm a transistorosexual" [Chorus] Now it's all run amok For the next five hours you're fucked [Verse 2] Fallen in a well and you can't get out Thought you couldn't fall any deeper You learned about love and the opposite sex And that there's fucked up people You try again But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich You got to keep an open mind [Spoken] "Hi, um, my name's Cindy... and... I'm your blind date and i'm really blind" [Chorus] Now it's all run amok For the rest of your life you're fucked Now it's all run amok For the rest of your life you're fucked [Outro] La, la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la, la la La, la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la