Lyrics

[Intro] I'm one of the best, all time, top five [Verse 1] They gave me a long tail and strong back manageable Adult male the ultimate man slash pack animal With long black eyelashes and laser vision abilities Long distance endurance combined precision agility Built-in suede harness, jock strap saddle system Available now in stealth mode battle position Bulletproof brainstem and interchangeable faceplate Removable emotion dеtection response program Tastе great, easy to swallow, improved formula Normally removable wings and weapons sold separate Half rubber, half gelatin, my skeleton is copper-plated Odd numbered robot, body is coin operated Erasable memory bank, remote controllable chokehold Replaceable shoulder, yolk separator Secondhand respirator funky fresh wrist action My colorful costume creates the distraction [Chorus] Clear a path and keep cracking the whips I'll keep smiling and stacking the chips I don't need love, just a kick in the ass And I'll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it Clear a path and keep cracking the whips I'll keep smiling and stacking the chips I don't need love, just a kick in the ass And I'll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man [Verse 2] They parade me around like a goddamn polar bear They say I'm demented and I invented the solar flare I tap dance in a rap stance, run laps and do the dishes And swoon by moonlight if it's not too suspicious There's not enough sand in the hourglass for romance Even though I would love to have sex and slow dance Oh well, there's work to do, ditches to dig, and a wig to wear And even when they don't fit my head's too big to care I remain funny faceted, as long as no money's wasted Often gorilla gets silly as soon as the honey's tasted I'm dumb in the dirt, but my enthusiam's unbridled Blind-sided stunt double, most of my songs are untitled Not unless you want trouble, don't front on the frosted flakes The spinach it costs to break even is gone before it's finished Za za za za, my ass writes the checks But someone's got to suck the blood when they bite the neck [Chorus] Clear a path and keep cracking the whips I'll keep smiling and stacking the chips I don't need love, just a kick in the ass And I'll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it Clear a path and keep cracking the whips I'll keep smiling and stacking the chips I don't need love, just a kick in the ass And I'll make you a rug with a picture of your face on it Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man [Outro] (Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man) (Chain him like an animal, forget he's a man)