Lyrics

No Dad You don't have to give me the car tonight 'cause I'm staying home By myself No Mum You don't have to iron my Iron Maiden T-shirt For Disco 'Cause i'm staying home 'cause she's gone She went for cigarettes and did not come back I'm staying home 'cause she's gone And I don't have anyone to hang out with She didn't even smoke Or go to a movie Or have sex on a cemetary, on a tree, in a treehouse Watching a funeral This is my funeral I'm staying home 'cause she's gone She went for cigarettes and did not come back She didn't even smoke I put my Durex back in the drawer And start my VCR "Cherrypoppers 2" is on Oh God I miss you She didn't even smoke