Ursula Finally Has Tits

Lyrics

When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then ol' Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out Man, that thirteen-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout" And we all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula Oh, whoa-oh Our attention's undivided Dammit, we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits All right Ursula finally has tits Outta sight Ursula finally has tits Now she's cool Ursula finally has tits Check it out, dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought Maxi Pads, tampons, and a training bra Eye shadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest And we all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula Oh, whoa-oh Our attention's undivided Dammit, we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits All right Ursula finally has tits Outta sight Ursula finally has tits Now she's cool Ursula finally has tits Check it out, dude Ursula finally has tits