K-Mart Blues

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Good morning everybody The company is red 0-6 is on call It's 9:30, we're open! [Chorus] Kmart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right 'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright [Verse 2] Attention Kmart shoppers! It is now 9:25 and we'll be closing in five minutes. We ask you to make your final selections and proceed to the front line and checkouts. Our store hours are 9:30 to 9:30 daily and 10 to 6 on Sunday. We'd like to thank you for shopping at your local Kmart, and get the fuck out [Chorus] Kmart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right 'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright