Joanie Loves Johnny [live, Philadelphia 1993]

Lyrics

[STAGE BANTER] WEASEL: Anyway, uh, this goes out to B-Face. And it goes like this...  Just like this [SONG BEGINS] Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants Then he does the naked hula dance Oh yeah Let's go to Milwaukee Say hi to Mr. C Fonzie, Potsie, RIchie too Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi is getting pissed These aren't very happy days 'Cause nobody's getting laid Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny One two three four go Go, go, go Go, go, go Walkin' through the jungle with my dick in my hand I said, "Hey motherfucker, I'm a jungle man" Looked up in a tree, what did I see? A goddamn monkey tryin' to piss on me Picked up a rock, hit him in the cock Knocked that motherfucker forty-two blocks Let's go Go, go, go Go, go, go Now Jenny Piccolo works at a peep show Pinky Tuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on ludes Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny Joan and Johnny got tattoos Now they're going to Inspiration Point, that's where We're all shooting heroin Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny One two three four go Go, go, go Go, go, go