I Hate Old Folks [demo]

Lyrics

I hate old folks, yes I do I wish they'd go away They think the world should owe them something Because their hair is gray They fart and wheeze and read a lot And they watch things on TV They walk with canes and crippled brains They can barely even see I hate old folks, yes I do Their lives have all turned stale If I was king of America I'd throw them all in jail They always call you Sonny And they pinch you on the cheek They're always making dumb remarks Like, "You've grown like a weed!" They think they're just so fucking smart 'Cause they've lived for eighty years They're always whining about their hearts And they shout 'cause they can't hear I hate old folks, yes I do Their lives have all turned stale If I was king of America I'd throw them all in jail