Fox News

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Hey, what's up? I'm married now And we just bought a brand new house It's bigger, and it's better And it's in a nicer part of town We drive German cars I've got a personal valet We watch Fox News and laugh about you And all the stupid things you say She introduced me to Bizet We go skiing in Gstaad Our chef makes veal each Saturday And it's delicious, I might add While you're in some hip bar, craft beer in hand, I'm with my wife We watch Fox News and laugh about you And your pathetic little life We drink Champagne, and she owns a dozen furs We bought a purebred Doberman and named her Sarah Palin Now I don't hold a grudge at all I just thought I'd give a shout So how's the cupcake shop and roller derby team working out? You're stuck in that apartment with your paintings and your cats We watch Fox News and laugh about you 'Cause we got rich and you got fat We watch Fox News and laugh about you 'Cause we got rich and you got fat