D.I.Y.

Lyrics

D.I.Y. Why? Because we hate you and the dumb look on your face D.I.Y. Why? Because your band's another weak charity case "Our shows should be five bucks or less We'll do it for the kids Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck" No fucking shit D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail Initials on the flag you wave When your shitty records won't sell anywhere Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words Won't make your lousy music go down easier You can't polish a turd D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want It doesn't clean the slate when everything gets all fucked up What would you do, you phony fuck-head, if you hit it big? Stop acting better than me, we both know you're full of shit