California Sucks

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[Verse 1] California sucks It's worse than old New York Filled with scum and wealthy worms And stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's And swaying green palm trees Rock stars, assholes, sleazy broads And smog that makes you sneeze [Chorus] California sucks [Verse 2] California sucks All the people there are fake They can buy their plastic lives With all the cash they make California movie stars Strung out on sleeping pills No, I've never been there You can bet I never will [Chorus] California sucks [Verse 3] California sucks Just look who you've produced Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown And countless other fools West Coast sun-tanned morons You don't know how to think Can't wait 'til your state erodes And falls into the drink [Chorus] California sucks