Lyrics

(Slowed-down) This is radio station BLAZ (Talking) Beat me, bite me, whip me Fuck me like the dirty dog that I am Cum all over my tits and tell em that you love me Get the fuck out! Lick my puckering sphincter Run warm rice pudding through my colon Gently nuzzle my nardsack with a ball-peen hammer Stretch my scrotum like the Indian Rubber-Man Leave tongue marks all over my pancreas Joe Queer this one goes out to you And all the great things you've done; Shooting up heroin in the Statue of Liberty Slicing off your mothers head And pissing down the neck hole Raping a 5 year-old and then claiming That she "liked your records".' All of these things add up to the Joe Queer That we all know and love! The Joe Queer that's wanted in 12 states For stealing Methadone from Rexalls You know, in my life I've met a lot of sick Twisted and demented characters People that beat me, that bit me Whipped and fucked me and came all over my tits But eventually they all told me that they loved me Before they got the fuck out You know, this would probably be a good time To mention, that the entire state of New Hampshire Had a cork surgically implanted in its ass And it was up to Joe Queer to remove that cork When he returned from fishing You see, Joe's a dirty guy, but he's a working guy Him and the Dropkick Murphys share a lunchbox They go to work, 9-5, they come home And sodomize 3 year-olds Hand out Neo-Nazi literature to children at preschools And then they get back to that New-England rock Thats so hot and heavy You know I don't know how many of you Know about this, but Joe actually Sodomized Ben Weasel When Ben OD'd on cough syrup They were at his house, Ben was looking under the couch for M&Ms And Joe just couldn't resist It's the kind of thing he does But as Joe once told me "One day a week doesn't make you gay" And I think that's a good thing to remember As we plug our way through this compilation Whatever random musicians are playing behind It's important that we all get behind the project And by the project, I mean a 12 year-old Laotian boy So, it's very important to me in this time that you join me, my fellow Dwarves, The Queers, and all of the brilliant acts that have Gone into the making of this great, carefully crafted record I want you to go to your window, I want you to raise it I want you to scream out "I'm as mad as Joe Queer! And I'm not going to play the same songs over and over and over again!" Godspeed! This is a Public Service Announcement on behalf of The Queers, Flag The Ripper, and Your motherfucking mammy I'll see you in Haiti