Lyrics

Yeah Come here, sit down at the table I wanna talk to you I wanna see if I can not develop some kind of understanding It is with great enthusiasm that I reenact the ? capabilities that becomes my indignation And if the collar on my backbone is too high for your understanding Then you take it out and ? do a gymnastic I gotta get down to the nitty gritty and I mean I'm talking about those nipples you have, you call them titties You are ignant and you been out here on the street talking that ignant ass shit Now here I am about to try to straighten you out and get this mess together so nobody think we a bunch of fools down here throwing a fit And the first thing I want to lay on you, is don't sit on that porch eatin' watermelon It's bad enough every time somebody pass the street you're blowin' seeds clear across on the other side of the side walk You must think yo jaws are some kind of machine gun If you gotta eat the seeds bring 'em on down, baby Eat the rind and eat the whole damn thing I mean, as ignant as you are and as uneducated as you are When you talk that ignant shit ain't nobody gonna pay it no mind 'cause they think you crazy anyhow And don't lay no more mess on me about your mother That's the only woman I know that wears a corset, a girdle, and a chastity belt at the same time At her age, she should have a muzzle on her mouth Yes she is a nice woman, she can cook good food But you gotta wake up baby Now listen, look at this picture We took this last week when we stopped by the zoo And a gorilla fell in love witchu You thought he looked like Errol Flynn And you got mad 'cause he couldn't get it in Why, you uneducated, tall, Empire Building State, baboon, talkin' that uneducated, ignant shit I can't have no much more of that And last night, last night almost took the cake 'cause the police damn near put me in jail All they wanna do is smell my breath to see if ive been taking drugs or drinking alcohol But you over there talking that ignant ass shit Which caused him to take me out, put my hands up in the air and search me, read me my rights I damn near was in jail and you couldn't come up with the bail You gotta shut up witcho ignant self Talkin' dat ignant ass shit with yo un-edu-educated mouth Now you get together and do it right And you can't go barbecuing every Sunday using the neighborhoods pets You know, fry the fellas You've skinned the damn dog You skinned the cat You skinned the pigeons and you skinned the rats Ain't nobody gonna eat no ribs coming outta sum that looks worse than they do You understand what I said? I wantcha to take a shower Take a bath, take a spoon And scrape that funk from under yo armpits Stand up, spread yo toes And get yourself a fingernail file And pick the scales out between your toes with all that mustard The only time in my life I ever seen enough funk that smelt like black mustard, custard Uneducated, ignant shit, that's what it's all about See yo teeth? They're green You got fungus, baby, growin' in your gums You gotta go to a dentist to get a haircut I don't want everybody to know our business You gotta get together And that dog down the street You'd think it's somethin' funny When you comin' back home from the store And that dog is still wrapped around your ankle humpin' and a-pumpin' Like he got himself a good piece Your leg ain't meant to be part of some damn dogs sexual appetite Gettin' sick of that mess You uneducated talkin' that ignant shit I love ya baby, but I just can't take it You uneducated and you be talkin' that ignant shit And I be actin' like I'm gon' blow a fit We gotta get apart 'cause it's breakin' my heart You be talkin' that ignant ass shit Goodbye, goodbye Don't ?, don't lie I'll leave while my heart's on my sleeve You talkin' that ignant, ignant shit I gotta go, I gotta go You uneducated, ignant shit