Constipation Blues

Lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about REAL pain The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position We named this song, Constipation Blues UMM-UMMMH, aeoh UMM-UOOMH OOH! OH! UH UH Aaah UOH, aah Let it go! Let it go, let it go, let it go! Don't believe I can take much more Let it go Aah Got a pain down inside Won't be denied Every time I try I can't be satisfied Let it go WOAH, UMMH Let it go, let it go! OH! WAAAAOOOH! This pain down inside Just won't let me be satisied Let it go SPLASH!!! SPSHHH.... Phew, feel, I feel alright Yeah, I'm beginning to feel alright now SPLASH!!! Yeah, yeah I tell ya Everything's gonna be alright SPLASH!! Flush Phew Phew Phew... Feel alright