Frozen Toe

Lyrics

[Edgar Gordon] We've been through this before [Hope Gordon] You're free to walk out the door [Edgar] But I think it needs to be said [Hope] Too much hockey's not good for the head [Farley Gordon] Oh, parents, your worries are in vain Playing shinny will not Rot my brain In fact, study after study has conclusively proven The benefits of exercise-induced movin' [Hope] Look at the temperature, it's colder than Venus You'll get frostbite on your- [Edgar] Toe [Farley] I'm wearin' my organic wool sweater, so I'm good to go [Edgar] Though physical activity is a worthwhile tonic The clientele at the rink is rather moronic [Farley] Elitism about sports aside Even Einstein, over the ice He liked to glide [Both Hope and Edgar] Ooh Where's our Farley? The boy that we adore Where's our Farley? Why's he always skipping out the door? [Farley] Where's your Farley? He loves to skate and score Where's your Farley? He'll be back for dinner!