Session part 1

Lyrics

Schäffer: Ok, I can do this. It won't be like last time. This one will be different. Come on, man. Get it together. You can do this. You CAN do this— Madame X: I hate to interrupt... Schäffer: WHAT?! Madame X: Would you like to have a seat? Schäffer: How long have you been there? Madame X: I've been here the whole time. This is my office, you came here for therapy Schäffer: Right. I was just nervous because... I... Madame X: Great, have a seat Schäffer: Thank you Madame X: So Schäffer: So Madame X: So... Schäffer: So Madame X: SO... Schäffer: So... What? Madame X: SO..... Schäffer: A... needle pulling thread? Madame X: So, what is your name? Schäffer: Oh! It's Schäffer the Darklord Madame X: Huh. Well, Mr. the Darklord... Schäffer: Please, call me Schäffer. Mr. the Darklord is my fa... Madame X: Your fathers name. You make that joke a lot, don't you? Schäffer: No! ...Yes Madame X: That's a good joke. I like that joke Schäffer: Thanks! I mean you didn't laugh... so... Madame X: No, it's great. So, Mr. the Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again? Schäffer: It's.. Mark Schäffer Madame X: Very good, Mr. Schäffer. It's very brave of you to take this first step Schäffer: I guess it is! Madame X: That's mavelous. So, there's something troubling you Schäffer: No Madame X: No? Nothing is troubling you? Schäffer: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me Madame X: That must be very troubling Schäffer: It really is! Madame X: Well, where would you like to begin? Schäffer: I guess... at the opening? Madame X: I think you mean the beginning Schäffer: Can we call it the opening? Madame X: I don't see why not. Mr. Schäffer, the floor is yours. And please, take your time