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Never broke a bone, never bought a home Never watched an episode of Game of Thrones Never followed sports, never touched a corpse Never rode a motorcycle or a horse Zip-lined, never sky-dived Never done a backflip off a high dive Never visited the Friends fountain Never scuba-dived or climbed a mountain But I would do all this for you (only for you) If you ever asked me to Never owned a car, never played guitar Onstage in any bar Never been a pyro or had a child, no Never freestyle in my live show Never sweet-talked with a street cop Live beatboxed, never sleepwalked Never been a felon or been caroling And I've never ever shot up heroin But I would do all this for you (only for you) If you ever asked me to Never used a pass-through, never had to Or got an ear pierced or a tattoo Never slept in a log cabin Never learned the rules of backgammon Had an accident deploy an airbag Been to Disneyland, never done drag Had an allergy or worked a factory Played a Pokemon or Final Fantasy Never took karate or adopted doggies Never been a passenger in a Ferrari Seen Japan, never built a van Though I've wanted to, I've never killed a man There's a synonym for "gentle" With a "fossil"-like sound It starts with a "D," six letters And I've never said it out loud Never been an intern, never been burned In a campfire, never been turned To a vampire, never did learn How to hot-wire, never mentored Any youngsters, been a hunter Never been the one to throw the first punch, or Ever seen or tried to eat a ghost pepper Never have I ever played "Never Have I Ever" Been struck by lightning Never really ever read the Shining Or described someone as beguiling And I've still never seen the Lion King Never loved anybody this hard Never made love in a graveyard Never felt any love was timeless Never wrote a song quite like this But baby, I do this for you (only for you) Just because I wanted to