Lyrics

[Intro] Uh, things could get better I guess What do you think You to Uh huh yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah Uh huh Check this out Here's how I did it [Verse 1] Spent my last 5 dollars at Burger King I have no money have no nothing Which makes it impossible for me To take care of my dog properly (Domino) I played in a game of basket ball At the park with some guys and my man Johnny Zee At fat older man jumped on my back And flared up an old high school injury I'm still tripping off my ex-girlfriend We broke up three years ago last week I still write songs about that girl But she's moved on very nicely I wrecked my car I ride a bike But some asshole came and stole my seat He didn't give a damn about my life So now I only travel by my feet [Hook] x2 Everything is almost fine I've just got a few of these frustrations And they're weighing on my mind [Verse 2] The Mets ain't won since '86 The Dolphins lost by 55 I had to go to Mario My little sister had to drive I give myself these wack haircuts So it's all uneven in the back I can't afford a barbershop So now I only wear a hat My label president says I'm fat And I need to lose like fourty pounds And get some style in my wardrobe And maybe audition for O-town It's getting close to being almost fine But when I think I pull ahead I'm really falling way behind What was the straight line turned into a fork in a road And I took the wrong route and i though you should know [Hook] x2 [Bridge] But at least I don't have lobster hands like those people i saw on Jerry Springer And at least I can still drink gusto with true liners Yo My name is Marty James, alias: Scapegoat Willie Yeah Here we go Here we go Yo Mario [Hook] x 2