Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I die and go to hell real soonIt will appear to me as this roomAnd for eternity I'd lay in bedIn my boxers, half stonedWith a pillow under my head [Verse 2] I'd be chatting on the interwebMaggots prey upon the living deadI had no interest in the things she saidOn the phone every dayI'll permanently hit the hay, hey [Chorus] I called her on the phoneAnd she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Verse 3] At this rateI'll be heading for electric chairs I'm only human, with my cross to bear When she described her underwearI forgot all the rulesMy rabbi taught me in the old shul [Verse 4] You're too young to be this empty girlI'll prepare you for a sick, dark world Know that you will be my downfallBut I call, and I call, and I call [Chorus] I called her on the phone And she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself Called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Bridge] I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it) I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want (Then I lied about it) [Chorus] I called her on the phone And she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself Called her on the phone And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Outro] (Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) And she touched herself (Woah!) She touched herself (Woah!) She touched herself (Woah!) Called her on the phone (Woah!) And she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep