I, Vibrator

Lyrics

[Intro: Max Bemis] Cool and collected, and I mean it this time! [Verse 1: Max Bemis] You botched her nut a jillion times Now she's gonna get herself off It may require an army of balls Lined up by height, styles to your eye Shot up in the stall with Sodium Pentothal Bend over, drop trou and cough Tonight, she's gonna get herself off You fucked her days in a billion ways She's gonna get herself off Chuckled, "Max, my wife has a crush" Like on- Like on me? Well, that's uncomfortable Puking off the side of a cruise ship ridе Being dumped three times, daily grind Confusеd to see you don't cheat on a DuPree Now she's gonna get herself off on me [Chorus: Max Bemis and Sherri DuPree] She shudders like an earthquake (I'm gonna get myself off) This Jew is finna vibrate (I'm gonna get myself off) Enraptured by her milkshake (I'm gonna get myself off) I'm the luckiest vibrator in the trough To help her get herself off Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, huh, wooh! [Verse 2] A boy does what he must versus withering trust That's the thin red line that couldn't make her bust Sick of rutting in the depths of your ruts When I was 16, having barely started a band She received Chris Martin's kiss on her hand All of you stanned the man with the gland Now welcome to the clan! [Chorus: Max Bemis and Sherri DuPree] She shudders like an earthquake (I'm gonna get myself off) This Jew is finna vibrate (I'm gonna get myself off) Enraptured by her milkshake (I'm gonna get myself off) I'm the luckiest vibrator in the trough To help her get herself off [Verse 3: Brian Warren] Love can't floss, awash in its sauce She's gonna get herself off Youse a bitch, youse a bitch, awash in your itch Now she's gonna get herself off Like the nation of dads that bruised her sad She's gonna get herself off Confused date rape for a dinner and a date Well fuck you, now she's getting herself off [Chorus: Max Bemis and Sherri DuPree] She shudders like an earthquake (I'm gonna get myself off) This Jew is finna vibrate (I'm gonna get myself off) Enraptured by her milkshake (I'm gonna get myself off) I'm the luckiest vibrator in the trough To help her get herself off She's gonna get herself off (She's gonna get herself off) Yeah, she's gonna get herself off (She's gonna get herself off) She's gonna get herself off (She's gonna get herself off) She's gonna get herself off [Outro: Sherri DuPree] (I'm gonna get myself off) (I'm gonna get myself off)