Mission Temple Fireworks Stand

Lyrics

I saw a black man with a bible And a sparkler in his hand He was holding a tent revival And running a firework stand He said the end of the world is coming So you better get on your knees Today bottle rockets are two for one But salvation's free He said I quit my job at a big church Where the milk and money flowed To sell cherry bombs for Jesus In a tent beside the road I ain't in it for the money Most cars pass on by But I pay the rent on New Years And the fourth of July Here at the Holy Ghost Big Bang Theory, Pentecostal Fire and Brimstone Mission Temple Firework Stand He said fireworks are dangerous They can blow up in your face So you better read the instructions Light the fuse and get away These things are made in China So it's easy to see How a man who worships Buddha Ain't got no guarantee This is the Holy Ghost Big Bang Theory, Pentecostal Fire and Brimstone Mission Temple Firework Stand He said everything I'm selling Is all going up in smoke This world is like an atom bomb It's ready to explode When the trumpet sounds and The Lord comes back I promise you one thing I'll be a human bottle rocket And I'll go out with a bang I'll leave this, Holy Ghost Big Bang Theory, Pentecostal Fire and Brimstone Mission Temple Firework Stand...