Lyrics

[Verse 1] In a gothic castle Part of a university Professing what he thought he knew Was our man Mr. P [Verse 2] Responsible In tweed and wool He took good care To wash his hair [Verse 3] All his pupils loved him More so than all the rest Gloria went out of the way To prove she was the best [Verse 4] She found him just Oblivious He taught all day Then left to go home far away [Chorus] Oh, Mr. P, profess to me Oh, Mr. P, profess to me Oh, Mr. P, profess to me Oh, Mr. P, profess to me