Lyrics

I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober I'd walk a line for you A straight line for you My boyfriend is alcohol My girlfriend is alcohol All my friends are alcohol Ooh, but do you love me at all? And if I won the lottery, I'd lose it all in internet poker If I won the lottery, I'd lose it all in internet poker But I'd be Rockefeller for you I'd be so rich for you My boyfriend is alcohol My girlfriend is alcohol All my friends are alcohol Ooh, but do you love me at all? If you took me home, you know you'd be my last call If you took me home, if you took me home, I wouldn't be alone My best friend is alcohol My best friend is alcohol All my friends are alcohol Ooh, but do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? My girlfriend (alcohol) My boyfriend (alcohol) All my friends are alcohol Ooh, you didn't love me at all No, alcohol, alcohol Alcohol, ooh