Lyrics

[Intro: Kenan Thompson, Will Forte, Chris Parnell] "You guys ever heard that song by C+C Music Factory "Everybody Dance Now"?" "Yeah, it's pretty good. You ever heard that Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy"?" "Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty good too." "Sure, fellas, but have you heard the new song by Ariel and Efrim?" "No." "Who are they?" "Check this out." [Verse 1: Efrim] Morning in the kitchen You're frying an egg I'm squeezing some oranges The room is getting hot Over at the counter I shake the salt You take out a knife Please, don't cut my tеsticles [Chorus: Efrim] Please, don't cut my tеsticles Please, don't cut my testicles Don't cut my testicles It's a nice day, relax [Post-Chorus: Efrim] (Oh Efrim, you're sexy) Right back at you, baby (Oh Efrim, you're handsome) I'm serious about my testicles [Verse 2: Ariel] At the post office Standing in line You wrap my package I lick the stamp Put it in the slot Then close the door But please, don't slam it On my testicles [Chorus: Ariel] Don't slam my testicles Please don't slam my testicles Don't slam my testicles It's a free country have fun [Post-Chorus: Ariel, Efrim] (Oh, Ariel, you worry) I do, I worry often (Oh Efrim, come with me) Did I mention I was gay? [Chorus: Ariel & Efrim, Efrim] Don't burn off our testicles Don't burn off our testicles Please, don't burn my testicles So sorry, I love you [Outro: Kenan Thompson, Will Forte, Chris Parnell] "Wow, I did not like that." "Yeah, me neither." "Yeah, apparently in their younger days those guys had some pretty severe accidents involving their testicles. Well, I'm gonna go and hit the skins with a tender rhoney. Audi 5000."