I Broke My Arm

Lyrics
(Verse 1) [GIRL] Hey everybody, did you hear the news? I broke my arm! [KIDS] She broke her arm! [GIRL] If you really wanna know how I broke my arm I slipped and fell in some sticky grape jelly [KIDS] Ew! [GIRL] Every single year there's a girl who breaks her arm And this year, I'm that girl (Chorus) Now sign my cast! Sign my cast! Sign my cast Now sign my cast! [KIDS] Sign her cast! Sign her cast! Sign her cast! Now sign her cast! (Spoken interlude) [GIRL] Ooh! Oh, I fell in the jelly! Ow! Guys, I fell. I-I fell in the jelly (Verse 2) [GIRL] Hey everybody, did you hear the news? I broke both arms! [KIDS] She broke both arms! [GIRL] I slipped again in that pesky grape jelly [KIDS] Ew! [GIRL] All the cool guys think I'm super sexy (Chorus) So sign my cast! Sign my cast! Sign my-- (Spoken Interlude) Oh my god! I did it again! (Verse 3) Hey everybody, I broke my leg And both my arms! [KIDS] Her leg and-- (Spoken Interlude) Oh my god! I broke my other leg! Wait, I think I can get up. Oh! AGH! Oh God! Ow! Ow! Ah! (Verse 4) [GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE] Hey everybody, I broke my body! But nevertheless, I look super sexy [KIDS, UNENTHUSIASTIC] Nevertheless, she looks super sexy... [GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE] Now sign my keyboard Sign my keyboard Sign my keyboard Sign my keyboard Sign my keyboard Sign my keyboard Tell them, grape jelly! [GRAPE JELLY] Well, I'm the grape jelly, and it's plain to see I was standing still! Man, she slipped in me So don't try to sue, it's all baloney Ex-wife askin' for the alimony The kid ain't mine, I was wearin' a jim hat Lyin' bitch tryna take me for my stacks That's why grape jelly beat wildin' out My gunshots just be flyin' out [GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE] B-b-bitches ain't [beep] but hoes and tricks [GRAPE JELLY] Grape jelly, y'all! Get offa my [beep] She broke her arm!
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Credits
- Writers
- Andy Samberg
- Jonathon Krisel
- Akiva Schaffer