Andy Walking

Lyrics

[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"] [Title screen reads "Andy Walking" and the theme song plays] [Andy Samberg is standing next to the NBC Studios building and is talking to a microphone] ANDY: Hi America, Andy Samberg here on the streets of New York City. Everyone knows that people in television are way smarter than regular people out on the street. So I thought it'd be fun to go around and ask people simple questions, and see how dumb they look when they try to answer them. Come on! [Andy is standing next to a middle-aged man] ANDY: Who was the first president of the United States? MAN #1: George Washington. [Andy laughs and shakes his head, cut to Andy standing next to a black man] ANDY: Who is the current vice president of thе United States? Man #2: Dick Chenеy. ANDY: [chuckles] This is gonna be worse than I thought. [Cut to Andy standing next to another man] ANDY: Who was the first person to walk on the moon? Man #4: Uh, Neil Armstrong. ANDY: Wrong. [Cut to Andy standing next to a black man] ANDY: What fast-food chain is Ronald McDonald associated with? Man #2: McDonald's. ANDY: Are you McSure? 'Cause I've never heard of that. [Cut to Andy standing next to a woman] ANDY: Okay, here's my impression of you. (mockingly) "Duh, duh, duh, duh, I'm a girl, I'm walking around on the street." That's you! [Cut to Andy pointing at random pedestrians] ANDY: Idiot. Fartbrain. No class. [Cut to a man walking by] ANDY: [mocking him] Oh hey, look at me, I'm a big stupid dummy, walking to work with my stupid bag. (The man looks at him) [to cameraman] Is he looking at us? Is he looking? Let's go. [Cut to Andy standing next to a black man] ANDY: How many states are there in the U.S.? Man #2: 50. ANDY: Are you McSure? [laughing] From before. [Cut to Andy standing next to a middle-aged man] ANDY: What does CIA stand for? Man #1: Central Intelligence Agency. (Andy gives a puzzled look to the camera and chuckles) [Cut to Andy walking next to pedestrians] ANDY: Look at all these people. None of them know anything. [Cut to Andy standing next to another middle-aged man] ANDY: How many states are there in the U.S.? Man #4: 50. ANDY: Correct. (he then shakes his head to the camera and mouths, "No, it was not") [Cut to Andy standing next to a group of three women] ANDY: Okay, complete this phrase: The Declaration of Indepen- WOMEN: Dence. ANDY: Yeah you are! [Cut to several clips of Andy hysterically laughing next to random passerby] [Title screen appears again and the theme song plays]