Lyrics

[Verse 1] I have a friend whose only joy in life Is to skate, surf, and flog his log That is all he wants to do And I think that's really great [Verse 2] But one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day [Chorus] He can't surf, he can't skate And he sure can't masturbate No more He can't surf, he can't skate And he sure can't masturbate No more [Guitar solo] [Outro] Then one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day (Guess if he was sad) Guess if he was sad that day (Guess if he was sad) Guess if he was sad that day