Holes Matter

Lyrics

[MOLETAUR BACKUP] Holes [JUDGE JACKET] I have my own story to tell But before I get to that I must admit our whole bureaucracy Might seem divided But there's one little thing On which we all agree [MOLETAUR BACKUP] Holes matter [FEMALE MOLETAUR BACKUP] Nose-to-toes [JUDGE JACKET WITH BACKUP] Take a look inside You'll see [MOLETAUR BACKUP] Three paces per circumference [JUDGE JACKET] But every holetaur knows A moletaur's holes Are superior in quality [MOLETAUR BACKUP] The finest burrows on the whole [BADGERTAUR, spoken] No, no, no. That's not true [PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken] Nope. He's correct [WORMTAURS, spoken] Wormtaurs. Wormtaurs [BADGERTAUR, spoken] It's three paces per circumfеrence [PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken] Uh-huh. She's corrеct [GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken] What about a gophertaur hole? [GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken] There you go [GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken] That's a good hole [GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken] That's a very good hole [WORMTAUR, spoken] Wormtaurs are left out completely? Is, i-is that what we're doing here? [HORSE, spoken] All right, congratulations. You guys almost got along for a second there. Ugh, this is pointless [WEST COVINA bursts through the ground, HOLETAURS gasp] [HORSE, spoken] Glendale... [WEST COVINA, spoken] No. ¿Quién? No [HORSE, spoken] That costume is ridiculous [WEST COVINA, spoken] No es mi nombre [WEST COVINA] Me llamo West Covina No me llamo Glendale Pero si esperas encontrarla Then she's probably in jail Un agujero es un buen lugar Para esconder sus cosas Don't believe a word that Glendale says 'Cause she's a mentirosa [HORSE, spoken] Whoa! Okay. Sorry about that If we could get back to what we were talking about, I think we were real close on the hole thing here [BADGERTAUR, spoken] That's got a good beat, don't it? [HORSE, spoken] What? [BADGERTAUR, spoken] The beat. It's a good beat. I can... I can move to it [MOLETAUR 1, spoken] Nice [PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken] Yep yep yep. Yep yep yep [HORSE, spoken] Imagine if you guys could agree on something important [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Well, he's... He's kind of right, Horse. Mama's gettin' a little shoulder thing goin' [BADGERTAUR, spoken] Yeah. It's nice. Hey, back me up, everybody [BADGERTAUR] Bim-bam, lingy-lingy Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam! [HORSE, spoken] Yeah-- no! [BADGERTAUR, WAMMAWINK & MOLETAURS] Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam! [HORSE, whispered] Please stop! [MORE HOLETAURS & WAMMAWINK] Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam! Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam! Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam! [HORSE, spoken] Okay, friends, hi, hahaha [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Bim-bam... Uh, oh, sorry [HORSE, spoken] Back on task here. We're talkin' about holes. Holes good!