El Toro de Goro

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm a peace-loving bull, I'm el Toro de Goro They make me fight in the arena So, I have to butt some flag-waving nut When I'm mad there is nobody meaner [Verse 2] I've clobbered me gobs of those slobs, the bullfighters The prancer, the dancer, the strutter Now, they might be better at prancing and dancing But I am a much better butter [Bridge] So, they brought the great Pedro Amiro from Spain The crowd, they're hoping he slugs me What gives me a pain and drives me insane The guy's so conceited he bugs me [Verse 3] I got bored, and I snort but this guy is the sort Who makes the crowd think he's the hero If I don't figure out what to do with this lout I'll be clobbered by Pedro Amiro [Interlude] This Pedro Amiro, he's a slick one But I'm going to put something on him soap won't take off [Verse 4] They're shouting "¡Olé!" so he turns and he bows A vain one, this Pedro Amiro You may think it unkind but I charge from behind And I butt him a good one in the rear-o [Bridge] He sails through the air and lands splat on his face But that's what he gets for hamming He's better than me at bowing you see But I am much better at ramming [Verse 5] We've had taste of success in the bullring of life Don't be like that Pedro Amiro If you get too conceited some peace-loving bull Will give you a whack in your rear-o [Outro] I come here I don't make trouble for nobody Then one by one they come into the ring Messing with me What can I do? Uh-oh, here comes another one, excuse me I'm gonna take care of business, now A little cue chalk on my horns And I'm ready to do battle