Lyrics

[Verse 1: Sam Riegel] Oh, I came across a lovely lass Shimmy-I-shimmy-I-O A farmer's daughter with some sass Shimmy-I-shimmy-I-O Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night She answered, "No," so I wandered home That's when my bald man cried [Verse 2: Aisling Franciosi] When you're pattin' the bunny Or flickin' the bean Or strummin' the ole clam-jo When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff! Don't make his bald man cry [Verse 3: Sam Riegel, Aisling Franciosi, Sam Riegel & Aisling Franciosi] When you're burping the worm Or butterin' your muffin Or spankin' the monkey Or in a menage a moi! When your meat's in heat, and you need relеase That's when you need to Grip it Whip it And make thе bald man cry