Lyrics

Lemme catch you up on the story of a legendary crew I stumble upon a want ad 'cause I needed to pee The Sovereign hires us to kill an unknown enemy Turns out to be a dragon and he fucks our shit up But we eke out a win because we never give up (yeah) Vox Machina becomes protectors of the realm Gets invited to a party at Uriel's The Briarwoods show up and Percy freaks out 'Cause they slayed his whole family and took thе crown (what?) We follow 'em to Whitestonе and take up Percy's fight While Pike leaves on a quest to reconnect the Everlight I learn about the zippertwat from a book that Vax swiped But Delilah's dogs take it and we lose our ride Whitestone is in shambles and the Sun Tree almost dead Percy's popping off their henchman with a list on his gat But smoke keeps pouring off of him, yo, what the fuck is up with that? We find his sister Cass but she gets her throat cut, we see red Kiki's lightning reaction, Ashari magic saves her ass and We bust out of there, I need some hot threeway action Delilah, oh, Delilah, decides to raise the dead We get surrounded on all sides, it's a zombie attack Pike cuts 'em down from the sky with a monster-killing blast The people are inspired to rise up for their hood As we race up to the ziggurat to snatch the Briarwoods (ooh!) Acid creeping to our necks, Cassandra double crossed us Grog drops trow, takes a swim and saves us all, yes! At last, Kiki harnesses the power of the light And smokes Sylas Briarwood to dust, goodnight! (Woo!) Delilah runs inside and tries a magic rite The Whispered One appears, oh no, the end is nigh! Percy battles the internal demon he takes a stand And he overcomes the curse but he shoots his own hand Cassandra stabs Delilah dead And vows to the people of Whitestone to be their new head, new head We return to Emon as hometown heroes, you know Uriel makes a speech and cedes control, no! As the dragons come for us What could happen, all my people? It's time to strap on Uh, I mean in Eh, no, I mean on