Lyrics

I am a secret government agent armed with lies About secret government things Aw Yeah I have secret government documents that could knock you dead From your regular citizen lives Aw Yeah And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends 'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind 'Cause my secret government facts tell me Despite what many normal citizens say Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead Before I became a secret agent spy I was put on this earth with a regular life Smiling and laughing and singing away But I could not keep my curious mind at bay I set out to answer a question of mine About human heart versus rational mind See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around I enlisted the help of a very close friend And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin And we watered my heart And we let the sun feed it vitamins And we waited for that sprout And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt My heart had become the earth Now I'm a secret government agent armed with an axe About regular citizen life I can't love, I can't feel or have passion But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart Aw No You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again (Again, again, again)