Lyrics

[Verse 1] Call me collect Call me anytime you need to I'll be waiting there If you've got a girlfriend Or a boyfriend I'll be on the line doing my level best Call me an asshole Call me what you want to I will love you still Call me complaining I will entertain you And tell it like it is [Chorus 1] If you start a band Well, you can use my van I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best I'll scream with all my might 'Cause it's my level best [Verse 2] Call me divided Call me at your lowest I will belong to you Call me at midnight I can talk for hours Discussing male privilege [Chorus 2] If you are in trouble Something illegal I'll be at your side, doing my level best If it breaks me up inside It's my level best [Bridge] Call me with bad news Tell me that you loved her I will listen to you I will catch the next flight for any country I will risk it all to do my level best I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best [Chorus 3] If you need a million borrowed by tomorrow I would rob a bank to do my level best I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best I would kill a queen, it's my level best A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best