Lyrics

I am a lovesick gentleman Who pines and pines over the smallest things Most of them are truly inconsequential They are inconsequential things So I'll wrote you the longest letter Describing the feelings and all the stupid things I'll cross my fingers that my heart will melt And you look at me and tell me "Darling, where have you been?" I am an uncool Canadian kid Awed and inspired by all the popular guys Most of the are truly irresponsible They do irresponsible things But i'm just a heartbroke gentleman And gentlemen never seem to get gentle women I need a small town girl To follow me home and teach me how to be a real man I am a gentleman An old-soul gentleman A plain-jane gentleman A hold-the-door-for-you gentleman I am a gentleman An old-soul gentleman A plain-jane gentleman A hold-the-door-for-you gentleman A no good gentleman A stupid, boring gentleman A dumbstruck gentleman A gentle, gentle, gentleman