Lyrics

[Verse 1] Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a Tuesday Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that's fruity Can't lie, whole week's been tough [Pre-Chorus] No party invitations, not goin' to the club [Chorus] I'm just drinking to call someone Ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say? Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain [Verse 2] Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super important (How many shots in an ounce?) I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now (Answer me, baby, um, are you in town?) I miss you and I think about you every minute If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck [Pre-Chorus] Just tryin' different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up [Chorus] I'm just drinking to call someone Ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say? Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain [Bridge] Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da Ba-da-da, da-da-da How's yous been? What's up? Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love? Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da Ba-da-da, da-da-da Should we hooks up? Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love? [Chorus] I'm just drinking to call someone Ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk (A little bit drunk) Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say? Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped (Girl who's been dumped) Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed (Oh-oh) Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain