Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart [Pre-Chorus] Fuck the jet, send the sleigh It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Ah) [Chorus] If you don't wanna buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stockin' filled Well, I know somebody who will (Uh-huh) [Post-Chorus] (Somebody who will, somebody who will, somеbody who will) (Buy me presents, baby) [Verse 2] Hе's a little bit older (Like, super old) Got a bit of a dad bod From a city that's colder (Brrr) But damn it, he's so hot He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin') And he knows when I'm not I haven't, like, seen him in a while He's probably just busy at his workshop [Pre-Chorus] Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh) It's a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No) [Chorus] If you don't wanna buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk (Oh) If you're not gonna (You're not gonna) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stockin' filled (So filled) Well, I know somebody who will [Post-Chorus] (Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will) (Buy me presents, baby) [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus] If you don't wanna buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk) If you're not gonna (Oh) race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stockin' filled Oh, I know somebody who will