Spayed Kooley

Lyrics
[Intro: Spoken] Well you hear a lotta talk these days about homeland security. Sounds to me like someone's gonna make some serious money out of it in the usual way. Now I've got all the home security I need, and he's a bargain [Verse 1] Well I got a dog in this fight, I got troops on the ground His name is old Spayed Kooley, and he's the meanest dog in town But if you think I'm foolin' try bustin' in through the door He'll tear you a whole brand new one and you won't come back no more [Bridge] Spayed's a good dog, he's really bad He's the best pal this poor boy ever had [Verse 2] Now Spayed might get suspicious when first you chance to meet So if you come a-callin' you better wipe your feet And empty out your pockets, let him see your hands Be sure to talk good English so he can understand [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Now Spayed likes mariachis, loves to hear 'em croon I know he'll be watchin' if the fiddles ain't in tune When you come 'round to our table you better play it sweet Or it's adios muchachos down on Olivera Street [Outro] Spayed's a good dog, yeah he's really fine So if you want to be a friend of mine Just pledge allegiance to our flag, try to sing on key And you won't have no problem with my dog Spayed Kooley
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Credits
- Writers
- Ry Cooder