Ugly Talents

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I heard you fuckin' that jerk all night Up there in my old bedroom With all my toys and good old Dapper Dan Where'd you get all that energy? I haven't had that much in my whole life And now I've grown to be a man [Refrain] But I liked you from the moment that we met Junior year you taught me how to french Oh God, did I feel proud [Verse 2] Great idea, I'll throw a party Get real drunk, then everyone can talk about me when I leave the room Bad idea, you totally ignored me and you went off with that guido rat I'll make you pay for hurting me And you do [Refrain] But I liked you from the moment that we met Remember what you let me touch How could I know it hurt that much? [Chorus] I want you, and I'll have you in the end Your ugly talents should be locked away And never heard from again [Post-Chorus] I played piano real loud while he came in your mouth I felt betrayed and angry But why relive that now? [Verse 3] You were quite a wreck the morning after I made you coffee, then I tried to give you a back rub You told me "don't!" I went "okay" then lit a joint up And tried to act real cool But then it made me cough and phlegm caught in my throat [Refrain] But I liked you from the moment that we met You took my poor virginity It meant the goddamn world to me [Chorus] I want you, and I'll have you in the end Your ugly talents should be locked away Oh, your ugly talents should be locked away And never heard from again [Outro] Your ugly talents should be locked away Locked away Locked away