Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: Shirley Q. Liquor] Good evening, everybody I'm so happy y'all was up in here My name is Miss Valerie Valentine And I'll be your hostess and MC for this evening How's everybody doing? [Verse 1: RuPaul] Kiss me like you miss me Hump me like you hate me Shoot a movie on my face Take another picture Put it on my Insta C'mon, give me another taste [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Scamming money, don't make no money But freaky money, do get the money Cause frеaky money, do get the monеy Cause freaky, freaky Money, money [Fade] [Spoken: RuPaul] Giiiiiiiirl, you done stole my album Uh uh, no you betta don't hooker You better get your tail on over to iTunes baby 'Cause I wanna get some of that Child we up in here tryna make a living off this sh... Shoot, shoot, mama This is called Freaky Money and you will love this song This has got um, ah, Big Freedia's up on this track And I love it Ah, we just found today I'm supposed to ring the NASDAQ bell on Monday And ah, we got that NASDAQ uh, thing, going on It's just crazy how all this works, you know But seriously though, I for real I'll keep it 100 Y'all have got to get my album It's hard out here for a pimptress You know what I'm saying? I'm for real You know, hey, who hasn't illegally downloaded an album? But when it's somebody that you admire Or that you wanna support Child, how I'm gon' keep my lacefronts so on point If I can't make a living doing what I'm doing with that Freaky Money Let me tell you a little story about Freaky Money, um My friend saw, um, what is it, um The People's Court And somebody was doing their exit interview during The People's Court And she said, um, she didn't win the case But she said 'You know that's cool, that's cool, they scammed me Um, and and they got away with it But I gotta tell you, you know, scam money don't make money So, you know, there' And I thought 'Oh my God what a great term!' I've always collected, you know, phrases And my mother collected phrases Miss Ernestine, and ah, I've done the same thing That's how this, that Freaky Money don't make no Scam money don't make money but freak money do I love that And of course, you know, Shirley Q's up in here But it's not actually Shirley Q, it's her other character called Valerie Valentine Valerie Valentine, which is fabulous Fab, you know, Big Freedia Queen of Bounce New Orleans You know, Shirley Q Liquor AKA Valerie Valentine How are you doing you You've got some smattering of applause She's actually narrating this record But go to iTunes now wit' yo illegal ass And you better buy my record Boom honey, Freaky Money