30 Days

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Rev Run] Heard that they said that it's rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be made again You don't have to write, you don't have to call It's a one-time offer for nothing at all [Verse 2: DMC] And there's no red tape, I don't make it hard You don't need cash money or a Mastercard I got easy terms and a layaway But I need a quick decision and I need it today [Chorus: Rev Run & DMC] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in thirty days [Verse 3: Rev Run] Now, have you ever seen a man with a guarantee? Well, you're lookin at him now 'cause the man is me And if you don't believe all the things I say I'm certified prime by the USDA [Verse 4: Rev Run] Now, the name that I use is DJ Run And I'm a fast-talkin', slow-walkin', number one And if you don't believe all the words I say Then you're a natural-born fool who's got to be that way [Verse 5: DMC & Rev Run] I got a fifty rating and a fifty share Every minute, every hour that I'm on the air And when I come to town, I'm on a big marquee It says DJ Run and me, DMC [Chorus: Rev Run & DMC] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in thirty days [Verse 6: Rev Run] A good job and lots of money might not be enough And to satisfy your needs, it may be rough But I'll take some care and treat you nice And if it ain't sufficient once, I cold work it out twice [Chorus: Rev Run & DMC] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in thirty days [Verse 7: Rev Run] I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even bleed If you're lookin' for a car, I will buy you two And if you're lookin' for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo [Verse 8: DMC] If you need a vacation, we can fly the world And you'll know I'll never look at another girl I'm a single-minded man and my mind is set You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get [Chorus: Rev Run & DMC] And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in thirty days