Dirty Dog

Lyrics

The doorman sweeps the floor "Ma'am, I will see you at 4" "Don't count on it, I don't buy green bananas no more" 'Cause I am 92 And I dress better than you Vicious as Salome Yoga and a Camel everyday They call me Coco Chanel I'm head to toe in satin There is no heaven or hell Outside of Manhattan They think I'm writing my epilogue But I'm just a dirty dog I'm just a dirty dog Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met A wild woman? Girl, get flashy But not too matchy-matchy And did I mention that I'm 66 percent Apache? I don't mean to be rude Got nothing but gratitude I call my pins and pearls my attitude They call me Coco Chanel I'm head to toe in satin There is no heaven or hell Outside of Manhattan They think I'm writing my epilogue But I am just a dirty dog I'm just a dirty dog, yeah Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met A wild woman? Fuck your "forever young", my darling (A wild woman) Fuck your "forever young" Who, me? Um, well, they call me Coco Chanel Um, what? Oh, I'm dressed head to toe in satin I guess there's no heaven or hell Well, except in Manhattan Yeah This is the year of the dirty dog (A wild woman) (A wild woman) This is the year of the dirty dog (A wild woman) Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met (A dirty dog?) Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met (A dirty dog?) Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met (A dirty dog?) Have you ever met, have you ever met Have you ever met Fuck your "forever young", my darling Fuck your "forever"