Lyrics

[Verse 1] First thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine Was a tiny version of myself and I was pissed off at me What the hell have you been eating Your job is a waste of time Is it too much to ask, that you get off your ass This future doesn't look cool to me [Chorus] Listen to me you little shit It's easy to quit and hard to commit And I'm sorry that I'm not what you thought we'd be Not staring in Ace Ventura So you can go to hell, Me Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell [Verse 2] The first thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine Was a fatter version of myself and I was pissed off at me What the fuck have you been eating Your job was a waste of time It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass This future doesn't look cool to me [Chorus] Listen to me you little shit It's easy to quit and hard to commit And I'm sorry that I'm not what you thought we'd be Not staring in Ace Ventura So you can go to hell, Me Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell [Verse 3] First thing I saw when I backed over the time machine Was myself in a rage in the mirror and I was pissed off at me What the hell have you been eating Your job is a waste of time It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass