I Never Harmed an Onion

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Now, I'll admit I split bananas Take Easter eggs and make them dye But I never harmed an onion So why should they make me cry? [Verse 2] Well, once I saw a salad dressing My face got radish, my, oh my! But I never harmed an onion So why should they make me cry? [Bridge] Potatoes I've mashed And berries I've crushed I've made an artichoke and that's not all I've also whipped cream And beaten an egg Yes, I've even made a melon... bawl! [Verse 3] Of all the things above, I'm guilty If punished, I would know just why But I've never harmed an onion *sniff* So why should they make me cry? [Outro] Oh, why *sniff* should they make *sniff* me *sniff* cry? Boo, hoo, hoo, hoo *blows nose*