High School Confidential

Lyrics

She's a cool blonde scheming bitch She makes my body twitch Walking down the corridor You can hear her stilettos click I want her so much I feel sick The girl can't help it She really can't help it now It's like high school, high school confidential High school, high school confidential Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls. (Stella!) They tease her with cat calls She's a combination Anita Eckberg, Mamie Van Doren Dagmar, high school confidential High school, high school confidential What's the principal doing with her? Who's that guy? Is he screwing with her? What's her perfume? Tigress by Fabergé It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way High school, high school confidential High school, high school confidential She drives a candy pink Cadillac If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack When she flashes me a look I wanna burn my books Give up high school Oh well, well, well, well High school, high school confidential High school, high school confidential High school, high school confidential High school, high school confidential