Teach Him a Lesson

Lyrics

[Intro: Biff Howard Tannen, 3D (Goon #1), Slick (Goon#2)] You hear that guys? "Calvin Klein's goin' to the sissy dance on Saturday"! Well, we wouldn't be caught dead at a thing like that, would we guys?! No...! Yes...! [Biff Tannen, 3D (Goon #1), Slick (Goon#2), (3D & Slick), Biff and gang] There's somethin' about that punk That I don't trust He's dangerous There's somethin' that don't add up Arithmetic And a hockey stick There's somethin' about that guy Since he appeared! It's really weird! Yeah There's somethin' that's all messed up It don't make sense how he's dressed up! I'm gonna find him And whеn I do (And when you do...) I'm gonna remind him Of what a man can't do! I'm gonna Teach him a lеsson That he'll always forget! ("Never forget"!) Teach him for messin' with A man he won't regret... ("Man he will regret"!) Yes, I'm the man he won't regret! ("Will regret"!) Teach him a lesson That I haven't learnt yet Teach him for messin' with A man he will forget... ("Man he won't"!) Yes, I'm the man (You're the man) I'm the man (You're the man) I'm the man! (He'll be destroyed!) There's somethin' about that boy It's heads, he wins And tails, I lose! There's somethin' that I'll/(he'll) destroy I'll pay his dues! I'll shine his shoes! SATURDAY NIGHT!!! (*laughs evilly*)