Everyone’s Got Sex-Appeal For Someone

Lyrics

One two Marvellous dance, I wish you could see it Oh, very breathless One leg's up, now the other Now doing the splits Listen to the taps, they're marvellous Now I think I better sing Listen chaps, you've often paused to wonder What made Ms blanket Mr so and so To you it seemed a most amazing blunder I whisper you the answer then you'll know Everyone's got sex appeal for someone Or many of us wouldn't be here Even the Gigis prove this rule They're attracted by the donkey Or there'd never be a mule Look at Queen Elizabeth Whose feat was quiet appalled The Virgin Queen they called her Yet many she enthralled The Duke of Essex gave a lie To what she's always called So she must have had some sex appeal for him Sex-appeal, some curse and others bless it But whoever coined that hyphenated word Would never say: some do, some don't possess it Such a statement would be obviously absurd Everyone's got sex appeal for someone Or many of us wouldn't be here Even the Gigis prove this rule Attracted by the donkey Or there'd never be a mule The [?]'s a little fair With a handsome swain She's got the world to tood all over her Which makes her very plain But he's gone to live in India Although he's keen on Spain So she must have had some sex appeal for him [?] is a lovely girl on who we've got a crunch But she married someone undersized who looks like Mr. Punch They go to bed at 6pm and don't get up till lunch So he must have had some sex appeal for her There's a shop girl working daily, 9 to 6 without a rest She married a nightwatchman at a jeweller shop up west So neither of 'em ever sees the other one undressed But they must have had some sex appeal for each other Everyone's got sex appeal for someone Or many of us wouldn't be here Even the horses prove this rule Attracted by the donkey Or there'd never be a mule The little chap who married someone statuesque and grand He's worn himself to ribbons or at least I understand Through climbing up to kiss her and sliding back to land So she must have had some sex appeal for him They're you are