Van Helsing - ואן הלסינג

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah [?] so many shit you had to [?] Pussy What's your favorite number? mine's 69 Ya Ya Ya Ya [Chorus] And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi) You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch) Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo You wanna be real (Wanna be real) You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real) You wanna be, real (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya) You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya Ya) You Wanna be (Real real real real real) [Verse 1] Ya Ya Ya Ya I'm like a collectible harley I sip kriss farley Bears by dre audio, gnarly Sheen Charlie I go crazy on the air I call my dick Bob Marley, rastas pubic hair Lex luger...sweet dreams fready kruger I got our mom in my bed she a Freddy Kruger Jew unit I rap is-real She be callin' me launch cause my dick happy meal Mic checka' first verse wrecka' Muslim bitch praying to my dick like it's mecca Big mack you a micky d's clown Scratch your mybach's with your burger king crown It's my town, ex IDF soldier M-16 to your BMF shoulder World Order, middle east fool Murda, cause your done JA Rule Pussy [Chorus] And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi) You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch) Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo You wanna be real (Wanna be real) You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real) You wanna be, real (Real real real) You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real) You Wanna be (Real real real real real) [Verse 2] SkyDaMac king kong killah Put my pants down big hose nargila (hookah) Freaky ronzilla mega fucking monster Big dick tracy nega fucking gangstar Mega webstar mega mothafuckin' MC Mega bow tie on my dick cause it's fancy But nasty, Israel's best I'll be Ichiban real inna the place Fuck the rest Club banger driving hoes crazy "Stick shift" in her ass driving miss daisy What? is-real no fake I'm a real jewish superstar fucka ask Drake I'm an IDF soldier no chance I'll be killing mc's like jihad on the fence Chuck Norris, i'll be fighting terror Bust a cap in your dome i'll sign it New era Pussy [Chorus] And I'm a killer van helsing Bitches on the taxi (Bitches on the taxi) You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch) Super modle X-O 'fore we met Lesbo You wanna be real (Wanna be real) You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real) You wanna be, real (Real real real) You wanna be real come and catch me You Wanna be (Real real real real real) [Verse 3] Man I don't give a fuck about you I'm Israeli More Jewish props than Bar Refaeli This is my dilemma nelly kelly Not enough phones to hold the bitches on my telle SkyDaMac I'm a king kong killah Never got shot never been no fucking drug dealla Rick Ross i'mma give you 2 pills One for staying fake and one Is-real Illuminati mafia the devils godson How can you be J hova? i'm the jewish God, son! Fuck that, I went too far I don't have money I don't have a nice car All i do is rap and about real things I'm A jewish white dude I'm the one thar sells you "bling bling" Fuck that i'm realer than most I have no cheese but i'm realer than toast I had a a fucking gun I did fucking use it But when that shit pops, it's sounds better than your music Hah, She, Montana Red stains on your shirt bloods bandanna Santana, pass the fucking guitar I wanna smack that Pussy in his head like a ritarde Or a fucking see tar His fucking moroccan I'll go Dwayne Johnson on his ass, rockin' [Bridge] Now let me ask you something real quick How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick Now let me ask you something real quick How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick (Puff daddy's dick) Pussy [Outro] (Puff puff puff daddy's dick) (why you suck, puff puff daddy's dick) (why you suck, puff puff daddy's dick) How the fuck can you rap while you puff daddy's dick (Puff puff daddy's dick) It's a bad boy Bad bad bad boy