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How can you ever stand tall? [Verses 1] God help us all We're a nation of haircuts How can you ever stand tall In a nation of haircuts We don't make ships And we don't make cars But we look real good Hanging out in bars You better never grow old In a nation of haircuts Or you'll be out in the cold In a nation of haircuts No point of view In a nation of haircuts Hip fashion rules In a nation of haircuts [Bridge] Check your shoes Check your hair Last week's thing Oh, dear [Chorus] And we salute you All you groovy dudes Yeah, we salute you You're so fucking cool [Verses 2] Check your threads Check your cred But you better not smile Don't move too quick You might spoil your hairstyle No point of view In a nation of haircuts Fashion rulеs In a nation of haircuts [Bridge] Check your shoes Check your hair Looking good Yеah [Chorus] And we salute you All you groovy dudes Yeah, we salute you You're so fucking cool [Verses 3] You got to drink the right drink In a nation of haircuts (a nation of haircuts) You better watch what you think In a nation of haircuts (a nation of haircuts) No point of view In a nation of haircuts (a nation of haircuts) Fashion rules In a nation of haircuts (a nation of haircuts) [Outro] A nation of haircuts A nation of haircuts A nation of haircuts A nation of haircuts I said a Keith Richard, not a Cliff Richard