Mcanally Flats

Lyrics

[Chorus] Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats Barbecue ribs and Clapp recaps They'll kick your ass and tip their hats I told you don't go fuck with them boys in Mcanally Flats [Verse 1] Jackie Gilbert come from 'Tucky-ho He'd knock your ass out and then he'd go Barrel-wheel his airplane over island home He had fists of steel and a heart of chrome [Verse 2] And ol' big George he couldn't read or write He ate firecrackers fell asleep at red lights Good as gold and ready to fight, 'til ol boxcar jumped out a stack of tires at night [Chorus] Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats Barbecue ribs and Clapp recaps They'll kick your ass and tip their hats I told you don't go fuck with them boys in Mcanally Flats [Verse 3] Crazy Ronnie wound up on Pork Chop Hill Shootin' dice hootin' like a whippoorwill 'Til hе fell down 15 stairs square on his ass And litter drug him out of Mcanally Flats (?) [Chorus] Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats Barbеcue ribs and Clapp recaps They kick your ass and tip their hats I told you don't mess with them boys in Mcanally Flats [Verse 4] Boxcar Johnson got his nickname From stealin' Post toasties off a railroad train He fell through the roof and landed on his back They busted him down there in Mcanally Flats [Chorus] Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats Barbecue ribs and Clapp recaps They'll kick your ass and tip their hats You don't mess with them boys in Mcanally Flats [Verse 5] And old Grubby, he was tough as Leroy White Bobby kissed Grubby on his bald head one night My Uncle, Knox's daddy, made up these tales They're better than Huck Finn or Herman's white whale [Chorus/Outro] Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats Barbecue ribs and Clapp recaps They'll kick your ass and tip their hats You don't mess with them boys in Mcanally Flats Mcanally Flats, Mcanally Flats You don't mess with them boys in Mcanally Flats