Lyrics

[Chorus 1] Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas everywhere Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Pulling out my hair Shoppers lined up out the door Traffic backed up miles or more It's Christmas time so what the heck Let's go spend the whole paycheck [Chorus 2] Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Morning, noon, and night Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas, Am I right? [Verse 1] Larry wants a Lincoln Log Carrie wants a puppy dog And Johnny wants a ball and bat Hey, let's make that a cowboy hat Momma wants a kitchen sink And Daddy wants a stiffer drink Grandma wants us to cut the crap Grandpa wants a nice long nap [Chorus 3] Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas out the waz Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas up the schnozz Come all ye faithful, don't be slow It's Christmas time, you can't say "no" [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Rudy wants a motorboat Judy wants a new mink coat Penny wants a brand new car Jenny wants to be a star And Billy wants the state of Texas Lily wants to sue her exes Maggie wants a string of pearls Donald wants to rule the world [Chorus 4] Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas here again Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas wearing thin Deck the halls, it is the season We don't need no rhyme or reason It's Christmas time, go spread the cheer Pretty soon gon' be next year [Bridge: Lera Lynn] As long as I'm upon your knee Santa, won't you bring to me A time machine that I can ride Back to the day John Lennon died I know that I could stop the man Who held that pistol in his hand And by the way, for what it's worth Please bring my sister peace on earth [Chorus 5] Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Christmas makes me happy I love Christmas cold and gray I love it sweet and sappy Says crazy kissin' Cousin Flo: "Let's break out the miseltoe" Spike the punch with something strong Sing our favorite Christmas song Up On The Rooftop, click click click That [?] they call Saint Nick